Facebook Funnies

Sometimes I post funny events or conversations from our family on Facebook and forget to post them on our blog.  

So here you go - Facebook Funnies!  

April 2010

Was late dropping Cael off to preschool because we had to move all the worms off the driveway so they wouldn't get run over...

This is what I heard while I was in the kitchen making lunch and the kids were in the dining room munching on apple slices. Cael: "Hey, Avery! Open your mouth up and I will spit in it. I bet my spit tastes like apples!" Oh, my...

February 2011

Cael and I were talking about dinosaurs today and he was telling me that the ones that can’t get eaten are the ones that have “army boners”! I took me a minute to figure out that he meant to say “boney armor”. Our conversation has made me giggle all day! I love my silly boy. ..

November 2011

Avery said, "Mommy, the torch-my-weenie you made was yummy!"

We had tortellini...

December 2011

My awesome motherly abilities were completely negated yesterday as Gabe ran away from me in Target clutching a lime green bra, yelling, "I GOT BIG BOOBIES!". I had to put Cael in charge of Luke and Avery in order catch him. Of course, laughter abounded from my kids as well as fellow Target shoppers..

January 2012

Gabriel had a car wheel extracted from his nose yesterday. The doctor asked him why he put the wheel up his nose and his response was - "because I am a silly guy". This kid sure keeps us on our toes!

July 2012

Conversation with Cael this morning (keep in mind he was very serious)...

"Mom, I think we should buy more crayons for the bathtub because I have a really good idea how to use them. I am going to get a bucket of water, dye it brown with the colors, put some chunky stuff in the water, pretend it is diarrhea and then throw it on Avery and her friends. Isn't that a good idea?" 

Oh, my...

October 2012

"I can toot and fart at the same time!", Gabriel, 3 years old

Tonight Gabe asked me if he could wear his spiderman costume to Avery's gymnastics class tomorrow. He told me it was his "gymnasticstard". I just love that kid.

"Mommy, Grandma told me that when animals grow babies in their tummies, they don't go to the doctor. The babies just come out of their butts. Isn't that funny?"  

Fantastic conversation with a three your old...and I think my mom is fired from teaching my kids anything related to health or anatomy.